Two right paddles doesn't equal a left!

For a change, a lone toy is to be posted on this blog.


Today from dragon.media, I received Animated Cybertron Mode Ratchet.

I liked the original Animated Ratchet toy, and this new one is just as good in my opinion.

However, I am pissed off about something...

WHY THE FUCK DOES MINE HAVE TWO RIGHT SHOCK PADDLES!!!

Dammit Hasbro, this is just as fucking retarded as having a Sunstreaker with two right fists.

Can't these employed monkeys tell the difference between left and right?!